The NBA has reserved its primetime slot tonight for one sole matchup. For the first time since the historic Decision, Lebron James will return to Cleveland in another uniform. Cleveland maintains that it’s not that James left, it’s how he left. Well tonight he’s back, at 8pm Eastern Time.

The NBA has reserved its primetime slot tonight for one sole matchup. For the first time since the historic Decision, Lebron James will return to Cleveland in another uniform. Cleveland maintains that it’s not that James left, it’s how he left. Well tonight he’s back, at 8pm Eastern Time.

Stay out of The Doghouse this holiday season.

Lindsay Lohan was set to star as pornstar, Linda Lovelace, in the upcoming movie Inferno. And although director, Matthew Wilder, originally said he wanted to stick with the wild animal, they decided that her inconsistencies due to bail violations, rehab stints…etc, were not worth the effort. In short, she was fired. So now it’s official, Lindsay Lohan has snorted her entire movie career up her nose. Don’t be surprised if the next movie you see her in is actually a porn.

Lindsay Lohan was set to star as pornstar, Linda Lovelace, in the upcoming movie Inferno. And although director, Matthew Wilder, originally said he wanted to stick with the wild animal, they decided that her inconsistencies due to bail violations, rehab stints…etc, were not worth the effort. In short, she was fired.

So now it’s official, Lindsay Lohan has snorted her entire movie career up her nose. Don’t be surprised if the next movie you see her in is actually a porn.

When Head Coach Brad Childress sent three of his players on a private jet to beg quarterback legend Brett Favre to return for another alleged Super-Bowl-run, things seemed a little iffy in Minnesota Vikings dream land. Today, Childress will try to avoid letting the door hit him on his way out, in a firing that appeared completely inevitable pretty much all year as the team seemingly refused to win games. It was only to be reiterated this past weekend as Chili sauntered the sidelines helplessly as the Packers utterly dismantled his Vikings – in what would be his swan song as head coach. I guess the Philadelphia Eagles’ Andy Reid Imposter wasn’t the only one trying to coach with a laminated pizza menu…

When Head Coach Brad Childress sent three of his players on a private jet to beg quarterback legend Brett Favre to return for another alleged Super-Bowl-run, things seemed a little iffy in Minnesota Vikings dream land. Today, Childress will try to avoid letting the door hit him on his way out, in a firing that appeared completely inevitable pretty much all year as the team seemingly refused to win games. It was only to be reiterated this past weekend as Chili sauntered the sidelines helplessly as the Packers utterly dismantled his Vikings – in what would be his swan song as head coach.

I guess the Philadelphia Eagles’ Andy Reid Imposter wasn’t the only one trying to coach with a laminated pizza menu…

I don’t know what it is he’s got, but he’s got it.

Ted Johnson, former New England Patriots linebacker, on Tom Brady

Part 5: Movie Characters You Cannot Kill

The Bride.

Forget the samurai sword fights, kitchen knife duel, 88-person Mexican standoff, or even being buried alive in a coffin – which are all unlikely situations to find yourself in. Now I’m no statistician, but if I know one thing, it’s that not very many people can survive a bullet to the head. But, on the off chance that you’re on the serial revenge rampage of a lifetime, then perhaps that grants you with some degree of superhuman physical ability.

Part 4: Movie Characters You Cannot Kill

John McLane.

The bad-ass protagonist of this billion-dollar film series has certainly refused to Die. And in the line of duty he’s stood the test of time, over the years McLane has been known to rescue hostages, diffuse high-tension radical situations, and even save damsels in times of distress. In fact, this wild coyote is not afraid to throw a German terrorist out a window.

Yippee-Ki-Yay-Motha-Fucka.

Our team is good at two things: kicking ass and chewing bubble gum… And we’re all out of bubble gum.

John Bowman, Defensive End, Montreal Alouettes, on the Eastern Conference Final this Sunday vs. Toronto

Part 3: Movie Characters You Cannot Kill

Superman.

Now we’re talking about the king of not dying. There’s not much needed to be said for this guy, he’s pretty much got all the bases covered. Bullets can’t penetrate his skin, but who cares anyways; he’s faster than them. He possesses herculean strength, x-ray vision, and the ability to fly… The only thing that kills his buzz is kryptonite, but who has any kryptonite?

He’s the Man of Steel. It’s not rocket science, he’ll fuck you up.

Space Espionage: The Final Frontier?

A secret U.S. ‘space plane’ that may be too mysterious. WIRED.com reports how secretive space missions can easily spook foreign governments, unsure of the hostility of the nation’s acts.